The President doesn’t know the words to God Bless America.

He accused Canada of being a national security threat, backing it up with accusations that they torched the White House.

The State Department used D-Day invasion as a way of emphasizing our long-standing alliance with Germany.

The EPA administrator has accrued so many scandals that he has single-handedly taken much of the press attention off the White House.

In an effort to have a more inclusive White House, attempted murderers and spousal abusers can now get a high level security clearance.

Known Russian moles are invited directly into the Oval Office, while FBI agents investigating espionage, are labeled as spies.

Nitwit excludes football players, for taking a knee.

Oh, and if you are LGBTQ, you are not allowed to have dessert at your own legal wedding.

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