1.) The FBI using undercover informants to investigate whether a foreign power is infiltrating any U.S. presidential campaign is a GOOD thing! We want them to look for that kind of stuff you fucking wing-nut.

2.) Just because you’re obsessed with Obama, doesn’t mean he gives two shits about you (except for the whole “besmirching the Oval Office” thing, I’m guessing.)

3.) “I hereby demand” makes you sound like the second coming of King George III. Remember that guy?! (The raw paranoia, ‘in your face’ sense of entitlement, and 140 character vocabulary, are some nice modern touches. Own that shit!)