I’m pretty sure that Donald Trump thinks that purple soup they served him in Moscow is called “Collusion”. He didn’t like it then, and he doesn’t like it now! Ever since he has been repeating the words, “No collusion!” over, and over.

But the simple fact is, he couldn’t even avoid colluding with his own doctor! Everyone knew that’s what had happened the moment we saw that ridiculous, hyperbolic, sad excuse for a medical document. I mean, let’s face it, did anyone believe that Trump didn’t have a hand in drafting that horse shit? If so, I’d seriously like to meet them and hear how it didn’t sound exactly like him.

So, considering how vibrantly worded Admiral Ronny Jackson’s report was, I think we can now say that Donald Trump colluded with both of his doctors, in an effort to defraud the American public of their right to know exactly who they were voting for.

It’s time for us to begin making a lot of noise about the need for our President to get a complete medical checkup, right now. The exams must test both the physical, and mental health of the 45th President of the United States. And the full results must be made publicly available immediately.

This should not be optional. Donald Trump works for the Citizens of the United States! Americans have every right to know about his fitness to hold office. Especially in light of the fact that he has twice deliberately obfuscated information on his health, instead of disclosing it to the voters.

Donald Trump opened himself up to this kind of scrutiny the moment he applied for the job of President, it’s time to stop complaining about it. As one of Barack Obama’s biggest trolls on Twitter… it’s time to suck it up, Buttercup!

What are you hiding Donald?