Monthly Archives: May 2018

5 guilty pleas, 17 indictments… (that’s a hoax?!)

31 Thursday May 2018

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If Trump was able to shut his mouth for five minutes, he would have heard the warnings. I mean, fer fuck’s sake, I’m nowhere near D.C., and I heard it!

You can’t discount the adverse effects of his paranoia either. I have no doubt that this president really believes that anyone who doesn’t agree with him, is actually part of the worldwide plot against him: The Deep State, the Illuminati, Mexico, the National Association of Buggy Whip Nostalgics (excluding Putin and Kim Jong-un, who he has no problem believing)

Oh, and it’s comforting to know that Donald Trump not only believes Rush Limbaugh, but he actually quotes the douchebag to the rest of the world like he revealed some sort of ironclad proof. Instead of what Limbaugh really is… A conservative blowhard who only stops making shit up long enough to pop a few oxys, before he moves on to condemn heroin addicts.

My God… They actually believe their own hype

31 Thursday May 2018

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It looks like all of the years of reading their own press releases has given them a unique form of brain damage, they believe their own hype. Because “famous for being famous” automatically translates to “expert in unrelated fields.”

Or maybe they just want to make sure that the plastic surgery wing with tanning booths, is prepped and ready for when they get there.

Trump blames border policy of separating parents from children on… yup, Democrats

28 Monday May 2018

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Donald Trump has decided to blame democrats for Attorney General Jeff Sessions ‘zero tolerance’ approach to illegal border crossings. Even though Sessions himself said, “If you are smuggling a child then we will prosecute you, and that child will be separated from you as required by law.”

My guess is, because Trump knows that his base would never read a single news source that would contradict the Mango Mussolini Orange Ogre.

Jeff Sessions, a lifelong member of “The Republican Party of Family Values” somehow convinced himself that somehow this stupid-ass idea will deter people who are trying to escape gangs, drugs, murder, violence, and corruption, to not take their chances with the United States Border Patrol.

Well Donald, you live to ignore laws and norms… maybe you should step in and stop it, if it’s keeping you up at night.

Be afraid… Be very afraid.

26 Saturday May 2018

Posted by in Brain Droppings, Conspiracies, Fear, Hate, Mental Health, Middle Way, Patriotism, Revolution, Terrorism, Trump-Hole

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Have you noticed that no one has actually defined what exactly defines the “Deep State”?

Fear of a thing is usually worse than the thing itself.

Fear of the unknown is a biggee too.

Keep it vague. Keep it ominous. Sow doubt and distrust.

A Mexican wrestling team made up of Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon, both wearing Voldemort masks, couldn’t have cooked up a darker threat.

What’s gonna work?

26 Saturday May 2018

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Collusion is such an ugly word. Maybe we should take a hint from the Wonder Pets!

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The FBI has obtained wiretapped conversations of a Kremlin-linked banker who later met with Donald Trump Jr. during the 2016 presidential election.
— Read on thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/389499-fbi-obtained-wiretap-conversations-of-kremlin-linked-banker-who-met