Donald “Snowflake” Trump, ran for President on a platform that said it was okay for Americans to insult, degrade, and hate each other as a way of expressing their freedom.

He won.

President Snowflake’s supporter’s began fight with anyone who didn’t like him, or what he was saying, they made fun of them too. The people who complained got called a brand new, ‘bad name’!


And then one of those snowflakes told some jokes about the President Snowflake at a big party. And suddenly he realized he didn’t want anyone to be able to insult or degrade him though!

President Snowflake doesn’t get irony.