I was watching the Return of the Jedi the other day, and Luke is negotiating with Jabba the Hut. Jabba doesn’t like what he hears and gets pissed off and backhands C3PO (his droid interpreter). Because, of course, he was angry at Luke, but too fat to do anything about it.

I realized this was the story of Donald Trump and every one of his press secretaries.

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