Only a month into the Presidency and Donald Trump is going back out on the campaign trail. He can’t even get his cabinet approved, and yet he decided to start running for his next term after only a goddamn lunar cycle.

He actually needs the attention. I mean, physically needs it!  He has actually gone into withdrawal from adoration. The rush of the campaign trail and the screaming crowds is where he gets off, and he misses it.

Donald Trump, after years of telling everyone how bad the other guy was and how he could do better, has found out how much work it is to govern, and it seems he also came up with a way to avoid it, and get cheered on while doing it!