Steve Bannon, formerly chief of propaganda at Brietbart, has been granted a regular seat on the National Security Council. Meanwhile the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff and the director of national intelligence, two of the most senior defense chiefs, will now attend meetings only when discussions are related to their responsibilities and expertise, as both positions are now mostly unnecessary since Mr. Bannon can do it all.

In a recently released statement the Trump administration proudly announced Mr. Bannon’s posting. “Steve, who uniquely understands the 400 pound man sitting on his bed, brings years of distrust and paranoia with him directly to the table of the NSC. This allows New America to finally have the phenomenal knee-jerk reaction time that we’ve been lacking since the early 1970’s when our country was more greaterer than any other!”, President Trump announced.