January 23, 2017

 Donald Trump performs A Signing Exercise –  An antiquated ritual, still practiced by some in the alt-right movement as a foolproof method to restore one’s failing manhood. Here he is seen signing an anti-abortion executive order surrounded by a room full of flaccid white guys; a specific ceremony once believed to be a sure-fire ‘stimulant’.

Women in politics are now encouraged to work towards a similar healthcare overhaul – A complete ban on any insurance coverage and/or financial reimbursement for all methods or substances used to aid a man in getting, or retaining, an erection.

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